This was sent to me by my husband....
A mom was out walking with her 4 year old daughter. The little girl picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. Her mother took the item away from her and asked her not to do that.
"Why?" the daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs," her mother replied.
At this point, the 4 year old looked at her mother with total admiration and asked,
"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."
The mother was thinking quickly and replied,
"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, while the little girl was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad!!"
Hee Hee Hee....LOVE IT!!